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Pointless busy-work assigned to you by your boss, often a list of completed goals.
Reffered to in the movie "Office Space", when Peter Gibbons's boss lectures him on the 'proper way to file TPS reports'.
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Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.
Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.
She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
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something you dont want your mom to see
i hope my mom doesnt see my report card
A method of checking up on a person's movements using the report features of SMS texts that let the sender know when their message has been received. Useful when the recipient may be in an area with no reception such as a subway system.
I'll report stalk you so I know when your tube has arrived.
The bar tab. The report compiled by an intoxicologist. It may or maynot include a list of toxins, but always includes the name of the bar, the total amount spent, and (most importantly) the time of departure.
"Dude, I woke up this morning with a huge hangover, then I found 5 intoxicology reports in my wallet. Ouch!"
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The insignificant school-related item you don't want your parents to see because you slacked off alot in school.
Archie was grounded for a month after he showed his parents his 2nd semester report card.
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To kill someone in the game among us, and report the body that you killed.
Green (impostor): I found the body near o2! Black: HE SELF REPORTED I SAW HIM Cyan: yeah it looks like green vented Red: how do I go in vents like black did?
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