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The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.
Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme
Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).
"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
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Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.
"Nick is so evidently in a bad mood he must be suffering from Semen Retention Syndrome - SRS."
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A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
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what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.
look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.
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when your girlfien doesn't give you all the anal.
boyfien "¡Give me all the anal!"
girlfien "¡No, me is anal retentive!
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money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation
Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.
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