Random
Source Code

rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009


rigor mornin

Could be used as a hangover term or just plain energy deprived...to wake up stiff and about to ask your friend to call in dead for you at your work...

well rigor morning john did you get a chance to do every drug known to man last week and forget to sleep the whole time cus you cant overcome that rigor mornin setting in on you this mornin ...

by 8lb 3oz baby jorge June 23, 2010


rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein November 29, 2007


Breaking Rigor

The act of wanking

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!

by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017


rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

by relayZZZ April 24, 2022


Rigor Balls

Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.

"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."

by ShyCabaret August 14, 2022


Rigor Bordis

That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.

I've been waiting so long that Rigor Bordis is starting to set in.

by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018