RNS

Retarded Nose Syndrome. If one has a chronically runny nose from a long-lasting illness, or just unlucky enough to have abnormally runny nose genes, they are said to have RNS. Also sometimes known as Runny Nose Syndrome, for those easily offended.

Heather: Why do you have such a huge pile of nasty tissues by your desk?
Me: I have an acute case of RNS, once it starts it takes hours to die down!
Heather: Real nice.

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RNS

Rubbing Nipple Syndrome. My friend has it. =D

OMFG. That kid right there is rubbin his nipple. HE`S GOT RNS !

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RNS

Text speech for "Real Nigga Shit".

"Those drinks last night was some real nigga shit"
"Those drinks last night was some RNS shit"

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RNS

Random Nigga Shit

a"damn homie that nigga's shootin again"
b"yea dats some fucked up RNS rite here"

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RN

Right now

Can you come RN?

Where are you at RN?

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RN

An acronym for "right now". Typically used when someone is waaay to lazy to type anything.

I'm acting like a dork RN.

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rn jesus

Derived from RNG or Random Number Generator. Typically used in video games due to the luck of a random number generator being represented as a Miracle or Divine intervention and thus the character of RN Jesus is prayed to or thanked for Luck. Most situations where RN Jesus is invoked involve games with Random Criticals like Fire Emblem and Team Fortress 2.

"I have a 1% chance of getting a Critical Hit and RN Jesus blessed me." Then later... "Why RN Jesus, why? I had a 99% chance of hitting that!"

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