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Rory is a pimp who had a massive penis and is 6ft
person 1;whos that 6ft pimp with a massive bulge
person 2;oh thats just rory
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Someone who dies a lot. Derived from the character of the same name in British sci-fi show Doctor Who, who died a lot, but at the time of writing is still somehow alive.
Oh my god, you killed Rory! You bastard!
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Rory is the sickest cunt if burekup’ he rips the biggest cones and gets into the maddest fights. Also a god at popping manus and pingas
Hey have you seen Rory
Yeah he’s being a mad cunt
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A smart, charming individual with a unique charisma that causes all the girls within the building to be unnaturally attracted to him, but not in a romantic way. All relationships end in the friend zone and there are no escapes.
IF a hot girl likes a Rory, she will not admit it because, despite said charisma and charm, she would feel embarrassed to associate herself with him in public/around close family due to his being a little husky. Hence, Rory will stay in the Friend Zone regarding that person until Rory dies.
Sources: personal experience(s)
Other notes: Despite constantly being friend-zoned, Rory does truly care but feels sad that he will be Forever Alone forever.
"Hey, who is that guy? I feel strangely attracted to him and ashamed of it at the same time!"
"Oh... that's Rory. We're......friends."
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Rory is a beautiful girl. She is loving and caring to people around her, but can be a real bitch to those who get on her bad side. She is super athletic with the most beautiful unique eyes. She is a rebel towards her parents, and has had a hard life so far. She loves food, loves to dance, loves to sing, and all the boys like her. She is strong and courageous. None of her friends stop and appreciate her though. She can feel very lonely and sad. She feels like they’d give her up in a heartbeat. She trusts easily but don’t hurt her or you’ll lose her. Love her with all your heart and cherish her.
Boy 1: (Crying) I just lost the best thing that ever happened to me.
Boy 2: What’d you lose?
Boy 1: My girl. Her name was Rory.
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