Rub That

Verb: The action in which one rubs a very attractive female while admiring her beauty. This term can only be used in such rare occasions that the male comes across a "2" specimen on the binary scale.

In the case of a "2" specimen, the beauty must be extreme to the point that simply admiring her, as one would do to a fine work of art, is more desirable than engaging in sexual activities.

To "Rub That" is technically superior to "Tap That" though some will disagree. This is because the specimen is almost always more attractive.

Binary Scale:

-1 = Death at first sight
0 = I'm keeping my penis in my pants.
1 = Using penis to have sexual acts with specimen**
2 = Keeping distance or using hands to admire specimen*

* This act is defined as "Rubbing That"
**This act is defined as "Tapping That"

Yo, I was so dumbfounded by the beauty of this girl that i rubbed that.

The other day I saw this highly attractive specimen and my hand got all tingly because I wanted to rub that.

I stopped masturbating after I discovered the pleasure of rubbing that.

My wife uses cucumber scented moisturizers so that rubbing that is more pleasurable with her. It doesn't work though because my wife is morbidly obese and is covered in boils.

I often cry when rubbing that because the the pure beauty blinds my eyes.

Sometimes I rub leather furniture to simulate rubbing that.

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Rub

to rub the back of someone's neck really hard, when they have done or said something stupid. You must call "rub" before you can take action. If someone says "no-rub" before you say "rub" then you can't rub them.

Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Terri: Rub

Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet? No rub!

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Rub

A special kind of sexual act where someone is pleasured simply by being slowly rubbed or carressed across their body

"Oi James is this the rubbing room?" "Yeah come on give me a cheeky rub" "RUB"

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Rubbing

Booty Rub.

What’s going on with Flo and Bob rubbing those butts together with their tails lifted.

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The Rub

What's your favorite method for jerking off? For me, it's something I like to call "the rub".
Though not as popular as other methods, when done correctly "the rub" can really be quite satisfying. "The rub" is where, instead of pumping away like the typical jerk off technique you see all the time, you rub the head of your penis back and forth across your lower abdomen.
One of the key differences between pumping and "the rub" is that your dick, hand, and stomach all need to be bone dry. You may need to keep a kleenex or two handy to dry up sweat and precum.
I recommend that any guy who has never tried "the rub" before give it a go and report back on how you liked it.

dude, i totally tried "The Rub" last night

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tuck and rub

The proper response to thank you.

Joe: She better give me a tuck and rub when I check out
Mike: what?
Joe: a tuck and rub? Yeah no idea, heard it in a YouTube video.

Mike: well I want one too!

Cashier: your total is $14.67.
Joe: thanks

Cashier: have a good day

Joe: now I’m upset.
Mike: You’re upset cause you didn’t get something that you don’t know of.
Joe: yes.
Mike: sounds about right.

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Penny Rubbing

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.

Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.