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ruined orgasm

Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!

True story:

Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!

Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?

Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.

Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!

This really happened, men beware!

by Mister Jack Fister September 23, 2006

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Ruined orgasm

A guy is strapped to a bed by his arms and legs while a girl is stimulating his penis.
The girl keeps him on the edge of orgasm for a while until she thrusts his penis so that he is at the point of no return. If the girl keeps stroking and jerking his penis then he will have a satisfying orgasm...
But this time she stops and pulls her hand quickly away from his penis, he is already over the edge so he still cums but there is nothing touching the penis anymore so there is no more stimulation. The guys penis bounces up and down squirting seman all up his sexy chest. Because there is no stimulaion going into the penis, the guy gets no pleasure from the orgasm and he wants to cum again straight away, but he can’t, his penis has becomed too tired and starts to flop over into the seman that is starting st stick to his skin. After this, the guy is horny and just wants his penis to squirt even more than before, he wants to cum in his girlfriend’s pussy. She tells him that he is a pussy. The girl may put him in a cock cage so he can’t cum until she unlocks him, or she keeps him tied to the bed so when his penis can cum again, she gives him another ruined orgasm. More seman his sqirting up his chest and into his mouth, the girl takes the seman from his chest and makes him drink it. It’s funny to watch his penis squirt seman all over him. The guy is embarrassed while the girls watching are laughing at him.

She tied me down and gave me a ruined orgasm

by its the real deal September 21, 2018

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ruined shit

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

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life (is) ruined

When someone deliberately tries to make your life miserable, feeling little or no remorse.

My life (is) ruined because she took my friends and spread rumors about me.

by I. R. Magnolia July 26, 2017


Life ruining

Someone or something that ruins your already terrible life.

Me: *watches infinity war*

Me 3 hours later: Marvel ruined my life, marvel is life ruining right now

by Valkyrey July 5, 2018


Romance to Ruins

An extremely good looking band, comprised of long haired Keith, The whitest brown kid Phil, the ginger Dan, and the "happy bithday derek" Sean. Their music makes grown men cry and women climax. From their heavy breakdowns to their catchy riffs, this band is as good of a catch as their hot groupies.

Dude, i just Romance to Ruins'd in my pants

by XxOceansBetweenUsxX August 22, 2010

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Ruin guard

An ancient ruin machine from the game Genshin impact, this is not much of a problem until it spins. Then run.

Player: Hey, whats that thing sitting down? Imma get a closer loo-
Ruin guard: Stands up and fires missiles
Player: HUISHIDJ RUN

by Drunk-on-sake August 26, 2021

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