S my D

short for "share my dream"... originally taken as an insult (suck my dick). Used in the bait and switch technique.

Tom: Hey Shawn, S my D

Shawn: fuck off, Tom

Tom: what??? share my dream!

Shawn: whatever, why do I always get screwed?

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code s a d

suck a dick

we got a code s a d earlier today.

this bitch called complaining and I told her to s a d

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s mi d

abbreviation for suck my dick -- in spanish

pronounced "ess me day"

We went to a club in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico and and all i could say to the girl was that i wanted her to "S MI D"

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Y. A. S. A. D.

Abbreviation for you are such a dork

Ethan called me a Y. A. S. A. D. today!

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s my d

a way to say suck my dick when you need to refrain from swearing. it was first used by jackie and heather from michigan and spread over myspace.

he can s my d if he doesn't like it.

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s&d

sandy

man this beach is really s&d

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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”