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Gaest town ever Bayarea for life Bitches
Sac is for crackers and only a dumbass would name this the state capital.
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A city that wishes it was Los Angeles.LA has it all, so who ever decided to make the Sac state capital obviously made a HUGE mistake.Just admit that LA rocks, bitches!!!
"WTF? Sactown's the capital of California? Are you seriouse? Man, this whole time I thought it was LA. Goddamn Sacs!"
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During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.
With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.
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Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.
EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.
EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)
It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down
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(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River
Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!
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When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.
that bitch gave me a Sacramento king last night.
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