Sal

The dynamic asshole. He talks behind others back, spreads rumors and is an overall jerk.

Did you hear what he did? He's such a Sal!

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Sal

Abbreviation for "sucks at life". someone with very little prospects in life and a term used to describe someone who has been dealt a bad hand.

Also someone with a face who can make a lady vomit.

Here comes "sal" again. What a huge loser.

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Sal

The act of finishing hastily, usually less than 30 seconds. Normal used to describe premature ejaculation.

Example one:
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, I finished in a sal.

Example two:
Hey I'll be back in a sal.

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SAL

"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or mood from good to bad, either intentionally or unintentionally. He/She SAL.

My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.

You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.

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sal

to dive; lay out

misused as "sell out"

Narnian Root

to sal for a baseball, or to sal from a fast moving car

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sal

1.The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.

2. Small Asian Lesbian

1. I heared susan pulled a sal last night

2. Kim is such a sal

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Sal

coolest guy ever, best boyfriend ever, best person ever. everyone should be like him!

omg you’re dating Sal? you are so lucky…
Sal! I love you!

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