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Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.
I will slap you with my salmon!
Want some of my pink salmon?
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The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.
A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.
Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"
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Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
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To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..
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When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.
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An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
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