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An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.
"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"
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Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.
Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.
Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
The biggest fucking idiot licks dick and likes dick in his ass
Fuck you Ryan Sample.
The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.
James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.
When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.
Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."