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When your homie puts your Subway Footlong into his buttewy boyhowe and then feeds it to you by tricking you into thinking it's still good. You are a troglodyte and don't realize it was just up his buttewy boyhowe
John: Brooooooooo, this sandwitch is for youuuu
Me: Delicious, thank you, baby girl
Jesus Christ himself: yo, nigga, that's a nigga ass sandwitch ass!!!!
what a pussy look like in the morning after having sex
Your pussy like a open faced grilled cheese sandwitch
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A cum sandwich is when you are really angry for something and cant figure out a good curse word to yell at it
person 1: hey, what is today
person 2: its you're anniversary
person 1: CUM SANDWITCH!!!1!11!!!!!1!!:1)
When you put your Dick in between two big titties.
"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"
An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny
Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch
Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch
A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
The incorrect way to spell sandwich...
Girl 1: Sandwich is spelled with a T, like sandwitch, you dumbass.
Girl 2: No, sandwich with a T is like a witch made of sand, sandwich is the food YOU dumbass.