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means you prefer things to be simple, not that you are dumb
Damn i wish those tech guys would explain more sanity-ish!
An Asian-American, Jeremy Lin, who graduated from Harvard, playing point guard in New York Knicks now. He has played very well since Knicks beat New Jersey Nets, Utah Jazz, and Washington Wizards as a bench player and a starter. His performance has impressed people who live in New York. After three games, Lin has become the most popular Athlete in the big apple and in the NBA.
Reporter: Why do you wear this jersey?
Audience: Because of Lin-sanity!!!!
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The notion of temporary sanity argues that a defendant was sane during the commission of a crime, but later reverted to their insanity after the criminal act was carried out. This legal defense is often used to defend individuals who have committed highly reasonable, completely normal crimes of passion which any sane person could have committed and probably would have done, given opportunity, means and motive.
My client is too crazy to have ever committed the crime with which he has been charged. He can't tell a gun from a Pez dispenser. But for one fleeting moment he wasn't himself, okay? He fell under the grip of temporary sanity and took out the most corrupt politician this country has ever know. Look at him now, wearing his MAGA hat in court. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he is very clearly insane.
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(noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.
That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.
Regaining your ability to reason and understand complex situations after exposure to Sean Hannity.
Did you hear Dave regained his Sean Sanity? Yes, even though we disagreed we were able to talk reasonably about a topic for hours and both learned something new.
Taking a detour to the restroom after a particularly wet fart to check your underwear to verify you didn't shart.
Brad did a sanity check on his grundies when he ripped a biggie earlier from eating Wendy's chili for lunch.
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1. (n) Time away from work or job to collect ones thoughts.
2. (v) To stop work for a second, to get shitfaced by downing some shots
1) All this hard work, I need to take a Sanity Break.
2) All these dumb bitches at work, I need a Sanity Break.
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