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jacob sartorius

a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.

wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.

by yeet qt March 8, 2016

31๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck

You are such a jacob sartorius

by lbj23theking March 24, 2016

39๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong March 25, 2016

33๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly March 14, 2016

48๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 April 10, 2016

54๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube

12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "

by theberniking April 2, 2016

51๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.

"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."

by MelissaMagnificent February 25, 2016

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