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A super skank.
A skank of jurassic porportions
Beatrice is a skank-o-saurus
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This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
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A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.
When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.
A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).
Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.
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1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....
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A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.
"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.
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An unattractive female usually over weight, that accompanies an attractive female that you want to mack on. A friend-o-saurus will usually foil your attempts to score with her partner. (See Cockblock)
Guy 1: Yo check out that chick she's bangin'. I'ma go holla at her.
Guy 2: Man she brought ol' friend-o-saurus along, you aint getting past her.
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A book that lists synonyms and antonyms for the 'Halo 3' language
When I looked up 'Master Chief' in the Halo 3-saurus, the synonyms were 'bad-ass' and 'nobody's bitch', and the antonyms were 'kittens' and 'Mr. Rogers'.
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