safe sax

Smooth jazz dumbed down for the masses, such as Kenny G.

Aw man, this isn't jazz, this is safe sax!

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Tenor sax

the best instrument in the world of instruments and the holy grail of all marching band instruments.

OMG! That guy plays the tenor sax he is so hot

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alto sax

an instrument that is part of the best instrument family in the band. By playing a sax it allows the person to have an overblown ego. However they must be good at playing their sax, otherwise they should be stoned. Invented by Adolf Sax as an instrument that can play loud as a trumpet and as fast as a flute or clarinet.

man that kid can play a great alto sax solo.

yeah and that kid is just acting like he can play.

we should beat him.

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baritone sax

An improvement of the alto and tenor a deeper more misterios 10/10 instrument even better than the French horn a woodwind brass mixture what could be more awesome not a French horn

That was a awesome baritone sax

Porno Sax

The saxophone music played during sex scenes in movies.

I love the porno sax in Wild Orchid.

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sax player

Someone who puts a 3000 quid sax into a 5000 quid car to drive 50 miles and earn 10 quid.

Marika: Hey, so you're the sax player!

Chris: That's me. 10 Euros a night if I'm lucky.

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Tenor sax

The Tenor Saxophone is an all around cool instument. It is a favored Jazz instrument and has a high range of notes playable on it. The girls that play tenor are usually a bit sarcastic and just awesome to be around. The guys that play tenor tend to get a bit cocky but should always know any girl playing tenor will always be better than them.

Boy 1: "Hey did you see that sax player?"
Boy 2: "Yeah I did! I didn't even know that a girl could play a tenor saxophone that well till now."
Tenor Girl: "Yeah well you better believe it!"
Boy 1: "And here I was thinking the saxophone was for men...."

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