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Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 24, 2021


unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 12, 2011


fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022


scalloping

Extracting the eyes from a person but not breaking the nerves while there still alive.(funky masochism)

i always do scalloping to people i dont like.

by man withoutmorals April 12, 2024


scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 27, 2017


Scallop

To proceed movement towards the bathroom from ones couch

Scallop to the bathroom before i murder your parents

by sdaGFSHDJHSFDASF March 11, 2018


Scallop

To prance around gleefully.

The children scallop around the winery hillside.

by BenRoberts April 15, 2022