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A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.
Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.
"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."
The act of inserting no less than four penises in one orifice at the same time. Dildos do not count towards a Scandinavian Woodpile.
Thought your mom's last Onlyfans video was going to be lame, but then they gave her the Scandinavian Woodpile... I'll admit, even I'm impressed.
When a white big booty bitch gets a man with an enormous penis to stick it in between her thighs and then they both proceeded to rip violent ass to mimic the majestic trumpeting of a herd of elephants.
We need thicker walls, I heard Alexis giving that dude a Scandinavian Elephant two rooms over.
The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.
"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."
A beautiful tall blonde from Scandinavia, probably from ikea. Loves going to ikea. She gets lots of Scandinavian boys thirsting for her. She knows she is a queen. She owns being a quee. ❤️❤️😪❤️🥳🥳😂😂❤️ Swedish meatballs.
Hot guy: woah who is that hot girl standing in the corner?
His friend: oh she is such a Scandinavian queen
Other male: I am probably better then herr.
First guys: no stop
SQ: stop fighting I fight for peace
And I no I am better.
*does material gurl pose*
A manscaping procedure, which involves the removal of a layer of ball skin and penis skin.