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someone whos face is as ugly as one of those scion cars
Jimmys girl friend is such a scion face
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The almighty toaster
XB means xtra bread or xtra breakfast
Me: YO THAT SCION XB IS AWESOME
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A Scion Driver is someone who either drives a Scion or drives like someone who drives a Scion.
Characteristics of a Scion Driver are as follows:
Never uses a blinker
Never checks a blind spot
Drives 5 miles under the speed limit
Always tailgating you
Bad Haircut
Has XM radio set to Nickelback
Loves being inconsiderate
Hates yielding
Usually on a cell phone
Enjoys Contemporary Christian music
Maybe in a hurry to get to a NeoNazi meeting
Loves cats
Really Loves CATS!
Dude, you drive like a Scion Driver!
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Everyone knows "Punch Buggy" and/or "Cruiser Bruiser". This is the same. When you see a Scion xB (the one that looks like a toaster with wheels) scream "Scion Slap" and slap the crap out of someone in the car with you. Same rules a Punch Buggy only difference is slapping and not hitting. Its fun and almost always starts a brawl in the car.
While in you car you see a passing a Scion xB.
You scream: SCION SLAP!!!!!! (slap someone)
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stupid piece of shit fairy that gives shroud, fuck this little guy.
i fucked a scion of oona with my big cloudthresher.
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Better known as "FR-S," is a rear wheel drive sports car jointly developed by Subaru and Toyota which was released and sold to the public in mid-2012. The origin of the car came about in 2009 from the Toyota FT86 concept. The Scion FR-S is the production model of the said concept. The Scion FR-S is the exclusive North American variant of the Toyota 86 or GT86 (sold internationally) On the other hand, Subaru's own variant is called the Subaru BRZ. The main difference between the two is the design of the front lower fascia and headlights, apart from minor technical tweaks and interior setups.
Scion's acronym for the FR-S is "Front-engine, Rear wheel drive, Sport" but has also been called "Fricken Really Sweet" and most likely informally called "Fricken Really Slow" due to the car's lack in horsepower and torque compared to other cars in its price range.
However, what most average joes do not understand is that the car is intended to be as balanced as possible, which is evident by having a lower center of gravity then a Ferrari 458 Italia, and also being very light in terms of weight. As a result, the superb handling overshadows the lack of power, which is why real driving enthusiasts (and some average joes) would choose to buy this car.
The hype of the car is a result of the long absence of a lightweight affordable sports car, apart from the Mazda Miata/MX-5.
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Wow! I saw the new Scion FR-S on the highway earlier!
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By far, one of the ugliest vehicles ever made. Driven solely by douchebag males and ugly females. Hooking up this POS, is laughable. Toyota, congratulations on the joke you've created in this vehicle.
Look at that butterface driving that 2010 Scion XB!
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