scream test

When you don't know if something is still being used so you take it away and see if anybody screams.

Carrie: Do you know if anyone even uses this network folder anymore?

Scot: No fucking clue, I'll give it a scream test. DELETE

Matt: (the next day): WTF happened to my porn folder!

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Happy screams

Something you hear when Billy Hargrove is alone with a girl

El: “Hey Max what are happy screams?”
Max: “You don’t want to know”

Chewbacca scream

When your getting head and as you jizz you pinch the girls nips and the combination of the warm liquid in her throat and her scream make the Chewbacca noise

Brooo I gave Karen a Chewbacca scream so bad she took the kids and left me.

wet scream

The whaling sound you make after you prematurely bust during a lap dance and the stripper keeps grinding away on your sensitive and soggy crotch.

Dude, was everything OK in the champagne room? I think I heard you let out a wet scream that sounded like Robert Plant during a Led Zeppelin interlude.

Pasta Scream

When your in line at a pasta buffet to get your pasta and the person is about to put the wrong sauce on your pasta, you yell out a primal Pasta Scream.

Sara asked for the white sauce on her pasta, but the man kept bringing the ladle full of green sauce closer and closer to the pasta. She let out her loudest Pasta Scream, "NOOOOOOO" until she realized the pasta was not hers and that she had just caused a ruckus.

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screaming alpha

Navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of class-A/class-Alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).

"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."

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screaming harry

When one does a massive SHIT and screams in pain

My mate had a screaming Harry after his curry