myspace scrooge

A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.

Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge

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Scrooging it up

Someone who is being unpleasant, miserable or un- cooperate on christmas or during the christmas season

'Oh come on dont be such a scrooge'
'I hate christmas'
'Have some christmas spirit'

'Dont be so miserable'
'Christmas is the worst holiday in the year'
'You're scrooging it up'

If a person is miserable throughout christmas with no valid reason they are 'Srooging it up'

scrooge dumped

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

scrooge mcduck

It is when you are recieving oral sex from a female, and you take a pocket full of change(preferably gold dollas) and throw it in her face. Like a ballah.

Imma scrooge mcduck your girlfriend.

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Cock Scrooge

A man who won't give sex with anybody, no matter how badly they want it. He will often take sex as long as it is handed to him easily, but he will never try to convince anyone else to have sex with him.

Jake never tries to get sex, what a lazy cock scrooge!

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scrooge house

the houses in your neighborhood that refuse to put up christmas lights each and every year

exceptions: old people, non-Christians, and vacationing families

bewildered visitor: "Hey, whose scrooge house is that?"

aggravated neighbor: "Oh that's just the Smith's, they're some genuine grinches."

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Disney Scrooge

A person who has never appreciated the true magic of Disney. Someone who has had a very deprived childhood and is left with an empty space in their life where their love for Disney and all its magic should be.

-'Yeh I'll go to Florida but I don't want to do all the Disney stuff'
-'What?! That's like blasphemy. You're a Disney Scrooge!'
-'Bah Humbug'

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