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The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.
We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.
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To get your drunk pork on in the econo lodge,dorm rooms or other skeet stained surfaces.
"that snaggler done SCRUMPED that blue-eyeshadowed ho who was wearing a metalica sweatshirt"
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the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.
' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'
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Scrumping means stealing you clowns.
'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'
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an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".
Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"
Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
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Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder
I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!
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A sexy male that looks good enough to eat/bite. Originating from the word scrumptious.
He is a scrump. I hope it's some scrumps lurking in the club tonight.
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