When through fine detective work you realize that you have actually gone into the women’s restroom to take a shit.
After hearing a woman cough and seeing tampons attached to the stall, Tim deduced he was in the process of the Mulder and Scully
when you drink alone and talk to any boy/girl in england
sorry i cant come out tonight, im doing a callum-scully
The studs of the nine nine who love to eat at wing sluts
“ you guys are such Hitchcock and scullys”
Scully disease can strike at any time of life. Most notable symptoms are the growth of a flat top and eventual metamorphosis into a gigantic old baby
Yo man that scully disease got me singing opera
Using only organic vegetables while you're enjoying ass-play causing you typing incoherent sentences
Sorry about that last post i was enjoying rahman scully so much i accidentally hit my face on the keyboard and farted an eggplant across the room..