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A SEC-J (Pronounced Seck Jay or Es Ee See Jay) is a Sausage Egg and Cheese sandwich with Jalapeños!
Logan: I'll have a SEC-J!
Miguel: It will be ready in a few minutes.
*A few minutes later.
Miguel: Here's your Sausage Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!
Logan: Thanks!
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Three words that asshole middle management office drones use. These eventually lead to job termination.
Office Manager Drone: "Hey Bert. Got a sec?"
Sucker employee: "Sure"
Office Manager Drone: "Let's go to my office."
Sucker employee: "OK."
"Office Manager Drone: "Sorry. We're going to have to let you go. Things just aren't working out."
Sucker employee: "Wow."
Office Manager Drone: "What?
Sucker employee: "You're right. That only took a sec."
Its sounds like no more sex. But really it means no more seconds. If someone like a child is doing something and someone else like a parent or teacher tells them not to, and then the child says "one sec", and then if the child say that a few times the parent or teacher will usually end up saying "No more secs!".
Teacher: "C'mon Billy, you gotta hurry up!"
Billy: "Just one sec"
-2 mins later-
Teacher: "Billy you have to come now!"
Billy: "Okay Okay, just one sec"
-3 mins later-
Teacher: "Billy im not going to tell you again!"
Billy: "Alright, on sec"
Teacher: "Billy, No More Secs!"
.*class laughs*.
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A typical, although not absolute, description of southern teenage to twenty-something women. The SEC Look is characterized by a deep tan, very white, straight teeth, heavy makeup, sorority (or any other fitted) tee shirt, cheerleading shorts (possibly left over from middle or high school) and either flip-flops or running shoes with no-show socks that have obviously never seen a treadmill or track. Bonus if she has highlights and a southern accent. Characteristically, they are very nice and sweet to everyone, although sometimes that can be hypocritical. They dominate interior decorating, psychology, sociology, marketing, public relations and human resources (AKA "MRS. Degree") majors in college, though college attendance is not required. Finally, they tend to form and stay in groups, whether officially affiliated or not, and they ALL LOOK THE SAME.
Note: They don't even have to be attractive to have the SEC Look, as most of them have that one fat friend.
Male 1: She seems really nice...and she's hot.
Male 2: Yeah, but I don't trust the whole SEC Look.
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An amount of time longer than a second and a lot longer than a sec, but shorter than a hot second and a lot shorter than a minute. I'd say it's usually about 3 and 1/2 seconds.
David Hasselhoff: "What up dogg, that's a pimped-out Magic Johnson throwback you've got on. Let's go smoke this joint."
Gary Coleman: "Wait a hot sec. I have to feed my dog...dogg"
Mary-Kate: "So how was R. Kelly last night? I hear he's a one minute man."
Ashley: "Not even. More like a hot sec man."
Ricky: "So Tom how did you do in the race yesterday?"
Tom: "I came in hot sec place."
Ricky: "You know what they say...hot sec place is...well...probably about the 1 and 1/3 th loser. Loser."
Tom: "Shut up Ricky."
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An 'SEC Welcome' is when fans of the existing schools in the SEC take a collective shit on the head of the traditions of the new schools joining the SEC
Texas A&M thought they were the shit, but after they got an SEC Welcome, they were just covered in shit.
Definatly not 8 fucking min...
Lemme load for one sec.. Okay but not 8 min though.
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