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An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!
shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
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When 2 large men both gang up on a beta male, then they brutally pleasure him
I just Bristol Seesaw both your mum, i mean your dad, lets be politically correct here
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(n) a sexual position in which a male enters his penis into the female's pee hole
That's not kinky enough for me, let's seesaw of pain tonight!
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The sexual position where the guy is on all fours arching his stomach towards the ceiling while the girl lies on top facing down alternating between kissing and vaginal/anal penetration.
Guy 1: Yo I heard you busted your knee, how did it happen?
Guy 2: Me and my girlfriend were doing the norwegian seesaw and put too much weight on my knee and it tore my ACL. It's a high-risk, high-reward position.
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The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.
John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
A sexual position in which one invites another over to their home to have sex. Once they arrive, however, the first person throws hot soup in their face. Then the victim's entire extended family jumps out from the other room and screams. The victim is then chased down the block by the first person and is killed.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over later for some sex? I made some seafood bisque too, incase you're hungry!
Person 2: What? Do you think I'm stupid? I can smell a Kansas City Seesaw a mile away!
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When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."