A boy who prefers seltzers over beers
Who is the guy who brought all of the seltzers?
Oh thats connor the seltzer girl.
A very cool guy who like history a bit too much.
Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
Antacid tablets dat they give you while you're staying at Da Crossbar Hotel.
Stanley Goodspeed might have needed an Alca-Seltzer for humiliated stress if John Mason hadn't actually kept his word and appeared at da opened armored-steel door wif his famous, "Welcome to The ROCK!" quote.