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Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!
Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.
Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
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A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.
Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.
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Manly fluids of the genitals
People in a submarine
Look, there is semen in the submarine
Look, there is semen in the submarine
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People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se.
Also sailors, se people and se-farers.
Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?
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When the sperm exit the epididymus semen is added to the cell conglomeration. Thus, the sperm cells are semenized.
"The sperm cells entered the urethra and were semenized by the prostate gland."
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A sailor
Back in WWII I used to be a semen...now I just put it on my wife's ass.
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