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Ottawa Senators

Probably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the NHL.
Ottawa Senators Season Tickets $14000
Parking for the entire season $550
Food, Drink and Booze for the entire season $646
Watching the Senators Choke in 4 straight to The Toronto Maple Leafs Priceless
There are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept for everyone else, there's the Leafs
CAN ANYTHING BE MORE TRUE!!!

Jim: Did you see the Sens beat the Leafs last night?
Bob: Did you see the Leafs beat the Sens in 4 Straight playoff series?
Jim: Yeah
Bob: So shut the hell up you Ottawa Senators Loving piece of crap, just go in the Scotiabank place and Die and leave your blood all over the ice because the Sens are gonna be slaughtered by the Leafs like i'm gonna slaughter you in the arena!!!
Jim: no
Bob: *pulls out gun and shoots Jim* ok

by J.Dot November 19, 2006

315๐Ÿ‘ 321๐Ÿ‘Ž


Binghamton Senators

The AHL affiliate of the NHL, Ottawa Senators since the 2002-2003 season. Located in Binghamton, New York. Many professional players have honed their skills in Binghamton. Most recently NHL stand out Jason Spezza, Antoine Vermitte, and Ray Emery. Former professional Hockey franchises in Binghamton include: The Broome Dusters {New York Rangers}, Binghamton Whalers {Hartford Whalers}, Binghamton Rangers {New York Rangers}, and the BC Icemen {UHL}.

Want to see great hockey with tomorrow's NHL stars? Check out the Binghamton Senators.

I'll see you guys at the B-Sens game

by Frobshow Hockey January 19, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators... The team that defines glory and perseverence. The Senators were the one of the first teams to be in the NHL in 1917. The team was founded in 1893. The Senators have won 9 Stanley Cups in 1909,1910 twice, 1911 twice 1920,1921,1923 and 1927. There name was the Ottawa Silver Seven back in the years of 1900-1908. They were the 3rd team in NHL history to win the Lord Stanley Cup. The first team in history... The Winnipeg Victorias in 1900. Yet the team folded in 1934, They came back in the 1991-1992 as an expansion class with the Tampa Bay Lightning. The Senators first playoff experience, 1997-1998 against the New Jersey Devils. They won the Presedent's Trophy in 2002-2003 with a team high 113 points in the Eastern Division. So...This defenition of the Ottawa Senators is probably the best one out there in the world

There is a team that is great then the Toronto Maple Leafs or the Montreal Canadiens, it's the Ottawa Senators

by Mackenzie "Max" December 3, 2006

101๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roman Senator

The roman senator is synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.

George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.

by Bolton Outlaw January 16, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ottawa senators

A team that really knows how to choke like a $2 whore when it counts. This season, getting rocked by the sabres.

did you see krusty get totally pwnt like the noobie ottawa senators on that final play?

by senssuckmmkay May 16, 2006

124๐Ÿ‘ 152๐Ÿ‘Ž


Senator Hagner

the GOAT๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

person 1: you see that new senator hagner tweet?
person 2: yeah that shit was fire he the goat frfr

by whatyoutalkinbout October 5, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ottawa senators

Gayest hockey team ever, with the gayest hockey players ever, especially their goalie. Doesn't stand a chance against the leafs.

Once again the leafs beat the Ottawa senators in game seven. Oh well!

by aj_link April 19, 2004

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