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The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
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A douchebag desguised as a perfect guy.
He's confident and extremely religious but has the worst pick in girls.
If you find a Sergio, run as far as you can, away from him.
Trust me, you don't want to get involved in his shit.
Girl: Woah! That guy is so sexy and talented! I heard his name is Sergio.
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's a fucking mistake waiting to happen.
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Sergio: Musician
He is overall a very talented guy who has a passion for music. His choice of music is powerful because he listens to the true meaning of the lyrics. At first, you will become really good friends with him. He's likable, he's funny, brown beautiful eyes with a gorgeous smile. He loves cats too.
But, he's like an animal trap, he lowers u in at first, them he traps you, and he lets you go all broken and shit
You will fall in love with a Sergio because of who he is. You know his darkest secrets that no one else does. Sadly, you will know him better than his own parents and siblings. Ull fall in love with him, he will fall in love with you. He will caress you with his beautiful words only to leave you at the end. He never actually loved you he's just playing games. ND he will go on with his life,chasing a girl who doesn't notice him, while you go back to your existence.
Once you think you screwed up ur friendship, you can't go back to normal ever again.
All they want is sex
They are slaves to it
I fell in love with Sergio while he fell asleep thinking about a girl who doesn't notice him.
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When something goes wrong, terribly wrong. It is only proper that you perform a fist-pump while shouting "SERGIO!" to the skies above. Usually your friends will join you in your shout. If not, they will soon learn that it is a rewarding feeling.
Sergio is also a nickname commonly given to people who have a problem fitting in with groups. You may like them at first, but give it a week and you will see.
-"Dang, I stubbed my toe."
-"SERGIOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-"Ahh, it's better now."
(Day 1)- I think Sergio's a pretty cool guy, he should hang out with us more often.
(Day 7)- Get him away from me...NOW
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he ugly and thinks he’s the shit. (he built weird too)
damn they built like a sergio
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A hot kid that likes a girl named jenny
Sergio was down bad for a girl named Ashley back in the 7th grade.
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someone named sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. usually very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. they are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. he will always be caught smiling or working hard. his only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. if you ever meet someone named sergio, hold on to them tight.
sergio is always smiling. i want to get to know him better! he is so nice!