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An attorney who derives sadistic pleasure from billing his client, slowly but methodically, to within an inch of financial death, usually in 6 minute increments.
Business Man 1: .2 open new file. .2 review new file document. .2 draft email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 review and revise email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 send email to new client confirming receipt of new file documents.
Business Man 2: What on earth are you reading?
Business Man 1: My legal bill. I hired a fucking serial biller!
A person who farts consecutively
That fat chick,Shila, is a serial farter.
A person who likes/comments every status on your facebook. just to like them. usually a very irritating human being.
"i had like 20 notifications from that serial liker the other day!"
like facebook serial
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A person who clicks the little red thumbs-down icon on EVERY YouTube video they watch (even videos which have no perceivable reason to be "disliked" at all), purely for the sake of doing so. It's believed that most serial dislikers suffer from a form of OCD currently unknown to science. No one knows who these people are, particularly since YouTube doesn't keep any record of who dislikes what, so research cannot be undertaken.
These people don't necessarily hate the video, but will still click "dislike" just for fun, especially if said video has no dislikes at all yet. They then delight in watching the comment section fall to ruin as a direct result of their interference, with highly intellectual and imaginative responses such as "1 person is gay", or "1 person should jump off a cliff", or "Justin Bieber made a new account to dislike this video" appearing in it.
Furthermore, the less "likes" a video has, the more devastating are the actions of the serial disliker, due to YouTube's like/dislike bar being based on the proportion between likes and dislikes, rather than on actual numbers. 1 dislike shows up as a much bigger chunk of red on the bar for a video with only 3 likes, than for one with 150. In the former case, it's much more noticeable and the commenters' outrage is slightly more justified, though in the latter case, the reactionary comments take on forms not unlike "the dislike bar is the size of Justin Bieber's penis", which is inexcusable.
Someone disliked my video of a drunk guy falling into a trashcan! Must be a serial disliker.
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Someone who constantly messages you.
Man, Jerry won't leave me alone.. he's being a serial texter.
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One who engages in the process of systematically dating an obscene amount people in short span of time. This definition encompasses but is not limited to internet dating, bar dating, long distance flirtations, phone service dating, blind dating, expiration dating, match making, one night stands, friends with benefits, and personal ad surfing. Can be considered a politically correct alternative to word "player" both with and without a negative connotation.
You do not want to date my roommate, that guy is such a serial dater.
Good luck getting anything meaningful out of her, she's too much into serial dating.
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A person who lives for eating delicious food, like a serial killer he's always on the hunt and no good food it's safe with him around. Like a serial killer he choose his victims, so the serial eaters don't eat everything without criterion. They love yummy food and they're always hungry for that.
For example, there's a blog called "Italian Serial Eaters" where they embody this definition, infact they eat selected delicious food from all over the world.
You know, I always want delicious food, I'm a serial eater.
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