Former Potions Master at Hogwarts but given the Defense Against The Dark Arts job in Book 6. Kills Dumbledore in Book 6 and returns to the Dark Lord.
Dumbledore: Severus.. please.
Snape: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Snape: Run Draco!
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"Biggest ass in Kang Chiao"
"jeez. that girl could get any man with that Severus Zeng ass"
Severus Snape is such a butt trumpet.
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a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didnโt get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
someone: severus snape is my favorite character
me: ewwwwwww
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At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
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The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
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a Severus Snipe is in soccer when a player shoots and scores the ball from a lengthy distance. The term, alluding to the popular Harry Potter character, is frequently used when describing an unbelievable goal in which the shooter uses sniper like aim and precision to bury the ball in the back of the net.
The dangster's record of goals on jv was in itself breathtakingly impressive, not to mention the consistency at which he would provide his team with jaw dropping Severus Snipes.
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