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shake n bake

A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.

I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake

I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.

by BlackDogPub November 19, 2007

35๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shake N' Bake

The highest level of the redneck lifestyle. to have redneck attributes. redneck elite. Also used to define a redneck duo.

Also used to define vigilante cop duos.

That guy with the mullet and the Burt Reynolds 'stache was so fuckin' Shake N' Bake.

Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.

That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.

by Kevy Chase September 10, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


shake n' bake

having sexual intercourse.

"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."

by hardon May 12, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shake-n-Bake

the best bowling team to walk the planet. slightly arrogant, but for just cause. winners never shrink in the face of adversity. no matter what, they will win. They only see gold medals never gutters. Their competitors (Team Micro-Talent) never stand a chance its more like masterbating with 2 balls n 1 pin for them, while we just straight gettin it in! They are winners both on and off the ally..DUUH!

Charlie Sheen just Shake-n-Bake that a$$! Shake-n-Bake all the way tot he bank!

by shaknbake4life April 14, 2011

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Saint Louis Shake n' Bake

To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.

Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.

by rectacular April 3, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.

Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 17, 2024


shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 6, 2011