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we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
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If you can't bare the possible outcomes of your choices then don't dare in the first place.
When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."
You will pay for the consequences of your actions in due time.
Jackson: It was nothing serious between anyway, what's kissing someone going to do?
Brit: It still counts as cheating!
Jackson: You're still here aren't you?!
Brit: No. I quit.
Jackson: Goodluck finding someone as good as me.
Brit: You shall reap what you sow
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your hot.
Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.
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The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.
"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"
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Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
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A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.
Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.
See also: Mom, Teacher
guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"
teacher:"What did you say?"
Guy 1:*repeats himself*
Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"
Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"
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