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Black Shamans are known for working with evil spirits, while White Shamans work with spirits of the upper world. They are specifically opposed to Yellow Shamans, which incorporates rituals and traditions from Buddhism.
Damn, I think that Black Shaman cursed me or something.
Fuck me dude, I didn't think you were gonna call a Black Shaman when I specifically asked for a White Shaman, dumbass.
A cunnilingus expert. A person who leads the pussy to the path of enlightenment, i.e., multiple orgasms of all types.
My man's a total fucking Pussy Shaman. I'm such a lucky girl!
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A man who is able to make shapes and geometrical drawings on a girls body using his semen (Preferably while still in the process of ejaculation)
that bitch just made a fucking rectangular prism on my girls ass, that fucking cum shaman
Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
a back alley drug dealer that was known for always wearing a kilt.
my friend says he is going to wear a kilt and i said he was totally shaman sree.
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a hippie/pothead blessed with slam poetry skills and control over moose
that beat shaman can really lay down some rhymes
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like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.
Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.
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