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shamrock rovers are a small shit club, tallaght thieves, toss, thomas davis are great,
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During sex the male pulls out and starts drinking lime flavoured beer. The woman, then stares at the man as he does a shimmy shake around the living room drinking lime beer and ejaculating everywhere.
-Yo Maria, how was that shamrock shimmy
-Oh it was very fun to watch
When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)
I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.
When one receives a reach-around from a short redhead girl after consuming a McDonald’s Shamrock shake.
Did you hear Jason got a gnarly Shamrock Shaker yesterday?
When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day
I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.
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I met a drunk Irish lass on St. Patrick's Day, and she gave me a shamrock shake.
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The time of which you have consumed too many Shamrock Shakes from McDonalds.
Bob: Dude, I have gained five pounds in the last month! I must have had too many Shamrock Shakes.
Joe: You have Shamrock Shame.
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