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When someone takes a picture of there own shit and text's it to there friends to show it off.
Chad : Hey Craig check out my turd it's a wopper!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!
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A speccy cunt with curly hair.
George Shares have a keen nose for finding the 'spiciest' of bargains in the wild.
You can usually find a George Share at his habitat building lego to sell on ebay or at a shop with 'bargain' in its name such as B&M BARGAINS.
Georges are cuddly with great skin and a godly jawline that can cut through metal.
If you find one it can be tamed with haribos and a peronni.
Look at that George Share over there mommy!
He's so cute! I want one!
LITTLE SHIT STOLE 20 QUID OFF ME USING HIS BARGAIN SENSES.
"Share and Enjoy" is, of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.
The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax - "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
At these times of special celebration a choir of over two million robots sing the company song "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately - again - another of the computing errors for which the company is justly famous means that the robot's voices are exactly a flattened fifth out of tune and the result sounds something like this (see quote), only slightly worse.
The lyrics to the company song are as follows:
Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.
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Teacher parlance for sharing a thought on a subject, usually spoken by an admin who doesn't want to lead the PD session any more than you want to be there. Where ordinary people share, Teachers 'share out'.
Admin: Delivers uninteresting comments on the latest education fad and then asks a group of bored teachers "who wants to 'share out' about how they might use this in their classroom?"
Bored teachers: look at each other and shift in their seats awkwardly until somebody volunteers as tribute.
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A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.
We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.
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On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.
Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)
Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game
Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game
or
Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition
Shared Status has just occurred
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Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".
I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment
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