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billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"
also known as a woman
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Sunglasses or any other eye wear.
"I lost my peep sheath again"
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A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.
a sock you beat off into while driving
-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.
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Putting your dick away or chill out
"Damn Bruh sheath your sword."
"I'm not sheathin my sword till 3am tonight baby."
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He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"