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A broken heart.
Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.
When RAY SUTTON performs extremely rough anal sex on a female and it tears her anus apart (because of all of the bloody semen (sea men))
Girl#1: damn I'm not gonna be able to poop right for a year
Girl#2:. Why not
Girl#1: because I ran into Ray Sutton last night and begged him to bend me over and use his giant member on me and he turned my butthole into a shipwreck ...
(Because of all of the bloody semen)
The act of sleeping on an air mattress with a slow leak so in the morning you are sleeping on the flat middle of the mattress while the sides are still somewhat inflated around you.
There is nothing worse than a hangover unless you wake up with a hangover after a night of shipwrecking.
Sleeping on an inflatable mattress that has a slow leak so when you wake up in the morning, you’re sleeping in the middle of the mostly deflated mattress.
Nothing ruined a good night’s sleep like shipwrecking on an air mattress.
Shipping Comedy is a group consists of people that make comedic sketches.
You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .
Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.
Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
When your in jail and you flip someone’s boat bed over while their sleeping
I waited till he fell asleep and I shipwrecked him