Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit boxΒ·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
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To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box
"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"
"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"
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Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.
I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.
a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.
" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.
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Used to describe something with a horrible smell. Bad smelling.
(Walks into the locker room)
Gabby: It smells like a shit box in here.
Kelsey: I know, it smells disgusting.
A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
a place where people go to let out magical things
wow bro i really needa use the shit box