To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset
"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"
An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.
"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"
nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples
also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say
1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples
when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.
Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!
Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.
When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck
Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'
Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.
Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!
When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.
Have you ever had a cheesy shit dick?