eat shit

an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself

"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"

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eat shit

To take a bad fall, similar to the terms "eat snow" in snow skiing and "eat dirt" in biking. Eat shit can conveniently be used to describe a fall on any kind of terrain, including gravel, concrete, snow, ice, water, or anything you can think of. It is a commonly used term in waterskiing.

Dude... I'm a great waterskiier, but I always eat shit coming around that damn turn!

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Eating Shit

Like getting fucked over when you crash and it is very paintful

Example 1

Brenda-How did your skate boarding go?

Jim-Oh it was bad i ate shit

Example 2

Brenda-Jim looks like he's hurt

James-He's eating shit

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eating shit

To basically sit around doing nothing of any productive value. Or another person or group of people participating in an activity that to you is a waste of time and is of no interest.

What did you do last night?
Not much, sat around at home eating shit.

Was the club poppin' last night?
Yeah, mad heads were up in the joint, but everyone was jus' standin' around eating shit.

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eat shit

the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.

I am eating a piece of shit.

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Eat Shit

The perpetual process of doing nothing productive. Considered a life style by some, it involves procrastinating, smoking weed all the time and generally wasting unused potential.

Want to come over and eat shit?
or
I'm just eating shit at Kyle's house.
I ate shit all weekend.

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Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.

1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.