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The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.
Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.
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Feeling really ill, maybe you have a hangover.
"I shouldn't of had that much wine yesterday, I feel like shit."
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Describes an something that is quick/fast
The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel
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when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"
Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
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A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.
"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."
Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.
The beer tastes like shit.
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When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
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Basically feeling like shit but worse. Used to describe a state of feeling exceptionally unwell.
Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!