that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.
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A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.
"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.
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A term widely used in politics to refer to โbeaten badlyโ, known very well by the media.
Person A: โDid you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?โ
Person B: โYeah, I saw Trumpโs tweet about it!โ
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It's a fuckin dick!!
Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?
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Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs
i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend
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