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When you perform a good lynching
“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.
“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”
The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.
*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party
Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.
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when you shit yourself while wearing a g-string
girl 1: why are you walking funny?
girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.
girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?
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A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.
Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge
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Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot
Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.
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The act of cumming in a woman's hair and then tying her hair into a knot.
Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.
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Shoelace belts have probably been around since shoelaces were invented. They were originally a product of necessity: you lose your regular belt, you're short on time, so you grab an old shoe, yank out the lace and floss it through your beltloops. Bingo.
Possibly the first famous person to wear a shoelace belt was skateboarder Rodney Mullen, thus making shoelace belts popular with skateboarders. Now, all sorts of people are wearing shoelace belts including hip hop star, Wiz Khalifa.
Companies such as Panasaya Clothing are even making shoelace belt made from laces specifically designed to be used as belts so they won't stretch, like normal shoelaces.
My old belt broke so i'm rockin a shoelace belt.
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