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An abundance of loose change (coins) found in your pocket after a night out at the bar. Caused by breaking twenties repeatedly over the night instead of using your change.
I went out for breakfast the next morning and paid for it with my bar shrapnel from the night before.
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Email shrapnel is a collection of partially written, un-finished, and most importantly unsent emails that collect, most of the time in outlook, during a particularly busy day or week.
The danger of having too much email shrapnel at any given time is that your outlook crashes and you lose those emails that you intended to send.
I need to get rid of the email shrapnel on my computer before I leave work for the weekend.
noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit
The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.
Excessing piercings on someone's face.
Did you see Becky's new cheek piercings? I thought the eyebrow, lip, and nose rings were more than enough.
Yeah dude, she's got some serious face shrapnel going on.
A term used to describe the erratic driving behavior of old women and minorities after they have been passed very closely on the highway by a motorcycle moving somewhere between 120-190mph. This erratic driving puts the following motorcyclists in the group at risk because the drivers of the cars then slam on their branks, veer into different lanes, and sometimes even faint at the wheel. It has proven to be fatal in some cases.
Matts an ass hole he keeps splitting the lanes at 150 leaving me to dodge 15 shrapnel cars in his wake.
Did you hear that John died the other week?
Yea Matt left shrapnel cars all over I-95 for him. He dodged two old ladys but the haitian got him in the end
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The little bits of feces, toilet paper, string, and other flak that collect in a man's ass crack.
His fart wasn't enough to clear out all of the ass shrapnel that had collected during the week.
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the result of the male penis getting overly excited and thus causing a nuclear explosion
inside the tip of the male penis, much like a warhead. when this rare occurance happens, the tip of the
penis litterly propels off of the penis shaft moving at excess speeds of 1000 mph, trailin behind a
mixture of blood and penile juices. having contact with any of the tissue and/or fluids is extremely fatal
Imran still gets pelted with large amounts of penis shrapnel from taliban people.
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