SIPS

square Inches of pizza per second

My SIPS bring all the girls to the yard.

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lemmie sip yo sip

1 The act of asking permission for the rights to one others beverage.
2 The act of asking a female to let you preform oral sex upon her.

1 Hey dawg, lemmie sip yo sip.
2 Eh' Gur', you lookin good. Lemmie sip on yo sip!

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Sips

A code word you you use for alcohol when you don't want the proctor telling on you; the cold ones you crack open with the underage freshmen.

Ben: Hey man, you want to get some sips tonight?

Sean: Yo, shaddap man. The Proctor is right over there.

Ben: Hey chill nibba. I said sips.

Later that night..

Declan(under age freshman): Bro, I'm really feeling this ALCOHOL!

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SIP

Smiling in public. Often used when texting or IM-ing.

Person 1 - I like your hair in that picture.

Person 2 - SIP thank you (:

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Bruce Sip

1) An awkward drinking posture, manner and style; an attempt to avoid consuming an alcoholic beverage

2) Utilizing an awkward posture or style to avoid consuming alcohol, when you call someone out on doing a Bruce sip, you are calling them unmanly and unaccustomed to consuming strong beverages

3) Apathetic beverage ritual, the “Bruce sip”; consuming an alcoholic beverage by rotating one's head backwards simultaneously rotating the glass forward- keeping the top of the glass perpendicular to the floor

“You bruce sip that again and I'm going to take that drink away from you and give it to my daughter!”

“I don’t mean to lame out, but that shot was so strong I Bruce sipped it”.

swift sip

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

sip and grip

An evolved version of a lunch and learn session which is held later in the day and involves alcohol.

The guys over at the dealership asked if they could do a lunch and learn at the firm. I told them that a sip and grip would be way more engaging.