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Siri// is probably the sexiest woman alive. Like others have said when people sleep with her boy it's an experience. She's especially hot when she fuc*s, she's also really good at swallowing long 'bananas'. The men say she's a nice girl.
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Siri is either the most amazing or the worst girl in the world.
Person 1: How is that girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Siri, but acts like a fucking Siri.
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Siri is a nickname that can be short for the Latin name Serena. Siri's are generally kindhearted and love to smile. They also tend to be know-it-all's like the iPhone knowledge navigator. If you meet one, they love to be teased and will get you back. They are a lot of fun to be around and always have the best advice.
"How's your girlfriend Siri?"
"She's doing great, I think I might love her!"
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the iphones probably most idiodic technology. I ASKED SIRI TO CALL MOM AND IT SAID "no, my name is not Barbara". HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN
siri... fuck off
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better than google and alexa and cortana
wow are you using alexa? ew! go use siri~
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