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The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
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A term you would use to identify the well hung Polish man you met in the john. Because you were so drunk you cant remember which was longer; his johnson, or the first part of his last name.
Hey MazSki hella game at darts bro.
1. attachin two long planks to your feet, an then carvin down a mountain covered in fresh powder with the sun beatin down on your back.
2. somethin a person does in the wintertime to convince oneself that he or she is actually enjoying the 10 degree weather.
3. a sport often associated with snowboarding. and despite what you may hear, we can all share the mountain.
snowfreak: "i'm cravin it, man. i'm pickin up my sticks from the shop tomorrow, and headin to somewhere with snow."
friend: "what are you talkin about?"
snowfreak: "i'm goin skiing ."
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A term you would use to identify the well hung Polish man you met in the john. Because you were so drunk you cant remember which was longer; his johnson, or the first part of his last name.
Hey MazSki hella game at darts bro.
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Usually when a girl sits or lays between two guys and places both her hands onto the guys penises and gives them a hand-job at the same time!
OMG! I cant believe I went skiing on those two freshman at brandon's party... but hey i was drunk off my ass!!!
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The new sport in the action sports community. Skiing is just as awesome and fun as snowboarding. People who think skiing is for faggots need to grow up.
Person 1: I used to think skiing was totally gay, but then I watched some sweet skiing videos online and I realized that its just as good a snowboarding.
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A colloquial term used by Black males to describe the process of heading to a locale predominantly filled with caucasian women, with the intention of engaging in sexual contact.
Has its roots in the term "snow bunny" (used to describe caucasian women), the verb "cut" (to have sex). Is essentially an extended metaphor linking caucasians to snow/winter sports.
Larry: Hey man, let's hit up Emory, I wanna go skiing,
CJ: Hell yeah man, gotta love that fresh powder
Larry: yeah, don't forget to bring your goggles
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