Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.
The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.
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the act of hanging onto (or crawling along if you're up to it) the luggage rails on a bus/coach.
Guy 1: "I'm bored, this journey is shit."
Guy 2: "A naked skydive'll sort that out!"
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The coward's version of skydiving. It's simply a vertical air tunnel which gives you a pseudo-free-fall experience.
I was too much of a bitch to actually go skydiving. So I went Indoor Skydiving instead.
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When you go down hard and fast on someone from Kabul, often leaving a mess.
Wow that was some intense Afghan Skydiving! They really left a mark.
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The epitome of everything random and senseless...
Quoted several times by Scam School and other famous websites/youtubers
"Our next show will make less sense than a skydiving dingo!"
{"go where there no?"
"skydiving dingos?"}
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in the family of Pittsburgh Plunge, Philidelphia Fist, Cleveland Steamer, etc.
Similar to the Pittsburgh Plunge but instead of sticking your head in, the whole body must go (OH THE HORROR!!!)
THE SEATTLE SKYDIVE
Yeah, that was pretty nasty.
Yeah well last night i went all the way in.
WAT!?!?
Yeah, I Seattle Skydove that bitch; stood on the edge of the couch and BAM! I was in like a pineapple in Hitler's ass.
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A sex position done inside of a plane, or some vehicle which attains a high altitude (10,000+ feet). After the male ejaculates, he tosses his partner outside of the vehicle, letting them drop down.
A fun game to do with this is to ejaculate outside of the window, and try to figure out which hit the ground first.
The airplane school had a sign saying "No Tampa Skydiving without a parachute".
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